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New Year's Resolutions
by: Nancy Huang
Ah, the start of another year! In a groggy haze on New Years Eve,
I promised someone (or was it myself?) that I would be good this
year. I said I would draw up my New Year’s Resolutions –
particularly after the roller-coaster year I had last year. Well, a
promise is a promise. I can’t very well start the New Year by
breaking the resolution that I was going to write my New Year’s
Resolutions, can I? So, here it is, broken down into months being
the control freak that I am.
JAN – Donate old PC to a Deserving Relative
After all, to give is more rewarding than to receive (but not
quite as rewarding as to buy). So I guess it’s au revoir to my X86
sitting in the corner of my study. Now, who should I give it to? Who
will appreciate my very first, very own PC? My 91 year-old Gran so
she can learn to type? Or my 5 year-old niece so she, too, can fall
in love with Frogger and Pacman I grew up with instead of playing
with her PlayStation 2?
FEB – Start RDO (Rostered Day Out)
Negotiate with The Boss to work (offline, of course) in the park
one day a month. I want to feel the breeze in my hair, the green
grass underfoot and the occasional bird droppings on my head. I want
to feel free as I prepare my daily status report. I want to pretend
I’m unshackled even if the price I have to pay is grass stains on my
suit. Just for once, I want to live like the lucky b!@#$%^s on those
TV ads.
MARCH – Test Drive a Hot Spot
I can be savvy. I can be cool. Just because I don’t have the
latest 3G video bluetooth- enabled combined PDA/Phone (yet) doesn’t
make me a techno geek. I am techno sleek! In the month of March, I
shall borrow The Boss’s Centrino laptop and test drive a Hot Spot. I
shall sit at the café downstairs from work, sip coffee, pick at my
friand and surf the net to check my share portfolio performance
(yeah, as if). This will be the ultimate testament that I have lived
– no, that I am really living - because I can work without being
bound to power cables. I can say to the rest of the world, I have a
WiFi lifestyle.
APRIL – Turn Multimedia PC into Karaoke Machine
In April, I shall make real use of my all-in-one multimedia PC. I
won’t be content just using it to tape shows from TV, watch DVD with
7.1 channel output and play all my shoot ‘em up games. I will go one
step further. I will transform it into a karaoke machine…in time for
Australian Idol II. It used to life be in it. Now, it’s singing be
in it. I even have proof. The Google 2003 Year-End Zeitgeist showed
that Australian Idol was the most popular internet query in
Australia (www.google.com/press/zeitgeist.html). See, I’ve right
there with the in-crowd. I contributed to the incredible stats. Go,
Cosima! You go, girl!
MAY – Clean Up Electronic Files From Network/CD/Floppies
Yes, like Autumn pruning, this housekeeping task is boring but
necessary. Also, I can’t afford to wait until Spring to commence the
electronic file Spring Clean. At the rate I’m archiving, triple
backing up and ghosting my files, I’ll accumulate another filing
cabinet full of CDs between Autumn and Spring…on top of the three
cabinet fulls I already have. Maybe I’ll get a 200 GB external hard
disk…
JUNE – Stop End of Financial Year Madness
Oh, how I’d love to hate June…but all those end-of-financial year
bargains! “Buy something now for a final chance to claim tax
deductions this year!” I can already see the advertisement
headlines. This June, I will not succumb to temptation and
buy/upgrade a mobile phone, PDA, laptop or digital camcorder. Must
tell self: “contrary to self-imposed belief, I will not
spontaneously combust from a mild dose of STAS (Sensible Technology
Adoption Syndrome)”. I will sponsor a World Vision child instead. At
$35 a month or $420 a year, it’s cheaper than a new PDA, laptop or
camcorder. And tax-deductible too!
JULY – Expand My Horizons…Outdoors
There’s no reason to huddle myself in the house just because it’s
cold. I must stop playing those video games. After all, it’s hardly
healthy to pretend I am any of the following: James Bond, Lara
Croft, Tony Hawke or Harry Potter. Go outdoors and enjoy the fresh,
chilly air. I will ride a bike, bushwalk or hike. I will try bungy
jumping, sky-diving, parasailing, absailing…Yeah, right! Who am I
kidding?
AUG – Take Time Out to…Organise Photo Album
Something tells me the extreme sports challenge from July will
not take. So this month, in my winter of house-bound discontent, I
shall take to organising my photo album. I still have photos from my
1998 trip to Europe in three different shoeboxes (unsorted). I
suppose that’s hardly surprising since I still have the 1999 Paris
(my favourite) calendar hanging in the kitchen. So this month, I
shall organise and scan all my photos from the last century…and take
down the Paris calendar (sob, sob).
SEPT – Install PC Security…Properly
Install the latest virus-protection, firewall, surge protection,
backup software and vigilantly check for updates. I know I’ve been
lucky so far…goodness knows I’ve committed too many “install and
ignore” sins. Better not push my luck. After all, I wouldn’t want my
23 episodes of 24 to be wiped out in one foul swoop before I’ve had
the time to indulge in my round-the-clock Kiefer-Sutherland-thon!
OCT – Subscribe to Something Useful
I will stop compulsively subscribing to sites offering the latest
bargains. As we head into the last quarter, I need more motivational
sites that give me tips, advice and quotes on how to feel better,
work better and be better. I need inspiration delivered straight to
my inbox (since technology still can’t deliver it directly to my
head). Inspirational messages like this Walt Disney quote: “If you
can dream it, you can do it.” Hmm, fast-track promotion, here I
come!
NOV – Get Rid of Techno Junkie Addiction
As the year starts to draw to a close, I must curb my addiction
to all the techno gadgetry. Last year, I failed miserably and ended
up with three mobile MP3 players: a standard 128MB MP3 player, an
improved model with voice recording (a feature I’ve not yet had the
opportunity to use) and a 1.5GB mobile juke box (just because I need
something to hold more songs to take on a planned 10 hour trip up
the coast…which I still haven’t booked). This year, I must do
better. I heard there’s no better way to cure an addiction than
taking up a…hobby. Now, is there anything non-tech I want from eBAY?
DEC – End of Year Appraisal
As with any good New Year’s resolution, we must track our
progress and compare actuals to our plans. Month by month, I want to
know whether I’ve kept to my word. For example, by 31 Dec 2004, I
don’t want to see that X86 still sitting in the corner of my study.
Wait, I seem to recall saying something about getting rid of that
X86 last year, or was it the year before that, or was it 1994?
Whatever. There’s always 2005.
I hope you’ve had a chance to draw up your New Year’s
resolutions. All joke aside, a wise woman once told me: “A goal is a
dream with a deadline!” So, what are you waiting for? Get out your
PDA, fire up Word, plug in the camcorder and set those goals. Most
of all, enjoy the 2004 roller-coaster ride!
About The Author
Nancy Huang works as a business analyst and project manager. She is
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